SHHH! don't tell your mother.

clothes for when you're out past curfew. these shirts might get you laid... (they got me laid)

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THE REVIEWS

  • innovative

    "i've definitely never seen anything like it before...thank god"

    – my aunt helen

  • sinful

    "burn it immediately. these clothes are a disgrace"

    – your mom

  • bold

    "you would wear this in PUBLIC?"

    – everyone

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